23 Rob Zombie Movies, Ranked Best to Worst

In the second installment of the Firefly film series, Texas Sheriff John Quincey Wydell and state troopers are hunting the psychopathic murderous cultist Firefly family. While Rufus is killed during an encounter and Mother Firefly arrested Otis and Baby escape and reunite with Baby’s father Captain Spaulding, before meeting a violent end. 

The 10th film in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU), the movie sees Peter Quill, a superhero, along with a group of extra-terrestrial criminals, together known as the Guardians of the Galaxy, being chased by the villain Ronan the Accuser after the former steals a mysterious orb desired by the latter. 

Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 finds Peter Quill and his gang of misfits Gamora, Drax, Rocket, and Baby Groot going on a journey across the cosmos to learn more about Quill’s father Ego. Quill eventually defeats Ego, the main antagonist of the movie and is saved by Yondu Udonta who sacrifices his own life in doing so. 

A tribute to the 1970s exploitation film, it has two horror feature films - Planet Terror and Death Proof. In the first movie, there is a fierce struggle between the blood thirsty zombies and determined humans who want to survive. In the second movie, a psychopath Hollywood stuntman kills young women by using his death proof car. The movie also features fake exploitation trailers.

While driving around in search of roadside attractions, Jerry, Bill, Mary and Denise give lift to a free spirited hitchhiker named Baby, who claims to live nearby.  Shortly after that their car tire bursts and they accept an invitation to wait in Baby’s family home while their car is being repaired, little realizing that the whole set up is a trap. 

A mentally unstable Michael Myers murders his sister, her boyfriend and his mother’s boyfriend and is consequently sent to Smith's Grove Sanitarium for treatment. After years of confinement, he manages to escape and returns to his hometown to look for his younger sister. Dr. Sam Loomis, who was his doctor at the mental institution, follows him.

Slither is black comedy sci-fi horror film which is set in a small town in South Carolina. The town gets invaded by a malevolent alien parasite, turning all its residents into zombies. The film was made as a spoof of the horror films of the 1950s, and it also pays a tribute to the science-fiction genre. 

During Halloween, a group of five carnival workers, Charly, Venus, Panda, Levon and Roscoe, travel through the countryside, when they are attacked by people who are disguised as scarecrows. They are taken to an abandoned compound, and placed in a series of maze-like rooms. They are asked to play a game, and its goal is to survive twelve hours against a gang of sadistic clowns.

Frank Darbo, a short-order cook, is heart-broken as he watches his ex-addict wife, Sarah, being lured away by drug dealer, Jacques. After experiencing a vision, he is inspired to turn into a vigilante superhero Crimson Bolt, though he has no super powers. He sets out to fight all the crime; but the main goal is to save Sarah from the drug dealer.

Radio-DJ Heidi Hawthorne of Salem, Massachusetts, receives a record of unknown band in a wooden box labeled a ‘gift of the Lords.’ As Heidi plays it, the record creates ominous flashbacks of past trauma, followed by terrible hallucinations of witches and demons. Ignorant of her connection to the ‘Lords of Salem,’ she gets drawn into the coven of witches raging for vengeance.

After spending ten years in prison, Otis manages to escape prison. He meets his friend Winslow, and together they come up with a plan to get his sister out too. They set out on their mission, killing countless people on their way. However, they are soon targeted by a group of killers, which leads to even more chaos and madness.

The story revolves around three aspiring rock musicians’ determination to make it big. Unable to have their tape heard by producers they sneak into a radio station; but when the manager reacts negatively they pull out water pistols, which look real, and demand airplay, unaware that somebody has already informed the police.  

Determined to kill his sister, serial killer Michael Myers, is back. Laure is rushed to the hospital after he attacks her, and while the police is on the hunt for him, Myers heads to the hospital where Laurie is being treated.