85 Jane Birkin Movies, Ranked Best to Worst

During the 1960s, London-based successful fashion photographer, Thomas, feels that he has everything in life, which sometimes gets boring for him. One day he spots something suspicious in the photographs of a mysterious beauty that he had captured in a park. He detects a man with a gun which points to a possibility of a crime. So he must investigate it further. 

Death on the Nile is a mystery drama film which tells the story of detective Hercule Poirot, who is on a luxurious cruise down the Nile.  However, when a newlywed rich heiress gets killed along with few others, it is up to Poirot to find the killer before the ship reaches its destination.      

Originally titled L'Amour par terre, this is a French language film, showing a man leading a group of people he has collected from the street into a house, where a play is being enacted and amid this chaos, the play’s author is silently auditioning for his new play to be held in an empty mansion. Once there, two actresses start having unusual visions.     

Evil Under the Sun is a mystery drama film which revolves around Hercule Poirot, a skilled detective who goes to an island which is frequently visited by the rich. Things get complicated when a murder occurs, and everyone seems to have an alibi.

Jean-Paul is a writer who is having complications in his relationship with his girlfriend Marianne. Things get even more complicated with the arrival of Harry, an old friend, who was Marianne’s lover before Jean. One night, when Harry falls into the pool and is too drunk to swim, Jean decides to allow him to die and makes it look like an accident. However, after the funeral, a police officer informs Marianne that he is not convinced that the death was accidental.    

Venuto al mondo is a romantic drama war film which tells the story of a woman Gemma, who arrives in Sarajevo with her teenage son Pietro, the same place where his father died in the Bosnian conflict years ago. She is forced to relive some of the horrifying memories from her past.

A Friend of Vincent is a comedy drama film which tells the story of two men, whose friendship is put to the test, after one of them is accused by a woman of killing her sister.

A film about the journey of an Austrian painter who is imprisoned for pornographic depiction of a young girl in his paintings. After being acquitted, he gets married and goes on to fight in the war.

Rich playboy and cardsharp Barney Lincoln dumps his lover Angel McGinnis. Barney reunites with Angel in Monte Carlo, where he wins a lot of money using marked cards. But the distrustful Angel informs her Scotland Yard detective father Manny McGinnis. Manny then blackmails Barney into helping him bring down a drug smuggler named Harry Dominion. 

This romantic comedy film tells the story of two men and one woman who live happily in a polyamorous relationship. Since the woman is wealthy, they hardly worry about money. They decide to take a road trip, but they are being followed by a cop who thinks that there is something suspicious about them.

Dr. Mandeville, with his sister, Sarah, is trying to locate a fortune hidden on the estate of his deceased patient Andrew Marr. Edward Foster, the mentally unstable rightful heir, also arrives and starts getting flashbacks of the past, wherein Andrew killed his wife and children for murdering his mistress. The money they are looking for is bricked in a wall along with those bodies.

When eccentric and reclusive professor Oscar Collins, gets distracted by loud noise from next-door apartment, he spies through a crack in the wall. Fascinated by his new neighbors, lovely model Penny Lane and her photographer boyfriend, Oscar drills more holes to watch them. Soon, he is infatuated and begins daydreaming about Penny. But what happens when unhappy Penny takes overdose of pills?

The Idol is a British drama film which tells the story of Marco, a young rebellious art student who is best friends with Timothy. Things get compliated when Sarah, Timothy’s girlfriend falls in love with Marco. Things get even worse when Marco is found with Sarah making love in Timothy’s room, by Timothy’s mother Carol. However, Marco attempts to seduce Carol.  He is unaware that this can lead to a series of terrible consequences.

In 1905, a Russian battalion under Capt. Stoloff takes over a Polish town on the Russian border. The Jewish residents, who deal in horse-stealing under Kifke’s leadership, suddenly find their livelihood taken away when the Cossacks requisition all horses for the Russia-Japan war. Naomi, Just back from France, motivates the town to repel, in which Zanvill, who is in love with Naomi, supports her.

French Intrigue is an action romantic drama thriller film which tells the story of Serge Morgan, a killer working for the American mafia. On a flight during an assignment, he gets acquainted with a woman named Jane, a rich daughter of an ambassador. However, he gets seriously wounded after being attacked by men working for the French drug kingpin Henri Emery. He manages to evade the men, after which he is provided shelter by Jane. Things get complicated when the two develop feelings for one another.

This French-Italian erotic drama film centers on Jeanne, whose character is modeled after Don Juan, the wealthy libertine who devotes his life to seducing women. Just as Don Juan, who is proud of his ability to seduce women, Jean takes pride in seducing and destroying men who falls for her charm, revealing in details to a priest her past sexual activities and a murder she committed.