54 Britt Ekland Movies, Ranked Best to Worst

This is a folk horror film centering on a police sergeant’s visit to an isolated Scottish island in search of a missing girl.  His enquiry draws a blank as he is told there was no such girl. He also notices the residents following pagan rituals and openly displaying frivolous sexual activities.  When he returns to his seaplane he finds it sabotaged. 

Ruthless London gangster Jack Carter, who suspects that his brother’s death was not an accident, goes to his hometown, Newcastle, for the funeral. While investigating the Newcastle’s underworld, he receives a warning from local boss Kinnear to return to London, which makes him more resolute. As a porno film provides him with the required evidence, Carter sets out to take revenge, triggering a trail of violence. 

This historical drama film takes us back to 1825, as a group of Italian revolutionaries battle civil and papal authorities, as well as plans a huge uprising. 

This drama film revolves around the story of a young American boy who is unable to overcome a speech defect, and is also disturbed by the constant quarrel between both his parents. Though he finds himself facing an emotional breakdown when his parents get divorced, he soon finds friendship with a French chef. 

The sensitive solar cell technology, Solex Agitator, goes missing and then is being sold to the highest bidder. On a mission to recover it, James Bond is beleaguered by the world’s most expensive assassin, Francisco Scaramanga, famous for carrying a golden gun. As Bond tracks him down with the help of Mary Goodnight, the two have a deadly confrontation on Scaramanga’s faraway island. 

To Bed or Not to Bed is an Italian comedy film which revolves around the experiences of an Italian merchant who is going to Sweden for the first time, to attend the annual fur auctions in Stockholm.  

In order to secure a job at a mental institution, Dr. Martin is asked to interview the asylum’s inmates. Dr. Rutherford, who is bound to a wheelchair after an attack, tells Dr Martin that he will be considered for the position if he can discover which one of the inmates is Dr. Starr, the former head doctor of the asylum, who had suffered a nervous breakdown. All the inmates begin to tell their stories to Dr. Martin one by one.

Too Many Thieves is a crime drama film which tells the story of a priceless Macedonian artifact that is stolen from a museum, by a gang of criminals. A lawyer named Falk arrives to get to the bottom of things.

After mobster Charlie Adamo gets his old lieutenant, Hank McCain, out of prison, Hank and his son Jack, plan a heist at a Las Vegas casino. Unfortunately, the casino is run by a rival mob boss. Once the job is done, Jack must find a way to escape the mobsters along with his love Irene. 

What the Peeper Saw is a crime drama horror mystery film which revolves around a newly married woman, who finds that her 12 year old stepson has begun to develop an unhealthy attitude towards her. Eventually, she starts to suspect that he might have had a hand in his mother’s death, as she had mysteriously died in a bathtub accident.

This 1967 spy thriller film revolves around a CIA agent investigating a fatal ‘accident’ that killed his son. Upon realizing that it is not an accident but a murder, he also discovers a big Russian conspiracy. 

Demoted for their incompetence, Union infantrymen Brackenbury and Heath are sent to Fort Hooker to command Company Q, a troupe of misfits, and guard Union gold. The Confederates deploy special ‘spy’ to find out about Company Q. As the Confederate guerrillas steal the gold and weapons, Brackenbury and Heath have barely any time to retrieve it before their superior arrives for checking. 

Stephen Ward regularly employs beautiful young women for his parties to impress his influential friends in the British government. He is so impressed by one of them, an exotic dancer, that he invites her to live with him. Things get extremely complicated when it turns out that she has an affair with Britain’s Minister of War, as well as a spy working for the Soviet Union.  

In a third world country, rebel forces kidnap Andersen, the CEO of a corporation, who is known for being selfish and exploiting the workers of their country. Meanwhile, Andersen’s right-hand man Martel tries to track down his boss, for which he hires two mercenaries. However, he doesn’t want Andersen brought back alive.

Bumbling bullfighter Juan Bautista reaches Barcelona aspiring to become first singing matador. As he meets impresario Carbonell to persuade him for a break, Carbonell agrees on the condition that within 3 days Juan has to spend an evening with Olimpia, and seduce the bewitching beauty who can effortlessly manipulate most wealthy men to her advantage. Will Juan be able to manage it?

A cunning art thief romances a wealthy duchess, in order to be able to steal a priceless painting from her collection.

Giacomo Casanova, who is hiding from the royal authorities, meets his look-alike, Giacomino, a con-man. When Caliph of Shiraz arrives in Venice on a state visit, Caliph’s wife expresses her desire to spend a night with the celebrated lover. As Giacomo and Giacomino try to reach Venice, they find themselves enmeshed in erotic encounters, their similarities creating amusing mistaken-identity hilarity. 

Stiletto is a crime drama film which revolves around a rich playboy who also has a secret life, i.e. he is a professional hitman for the Mafia. However, when it is time for him to retire, his former employers decide to eliminate him as he knows way too much about them.     

During the late 19th century, as the slave trade is dwindling, two slave traders find themselves in conflict with each other.

Edwin Antony receives the world’s first penis transplant after an accident. His donor is a womanizer who was killed in the same accident. Soon after the transplant, Antony decides to learn more about his donor’s life.

King Solomon’s Treasure is an adventure fantasy film which tells the story of three adventurers who go on an expedition into some of the darkest regions of Africa looking for the treasure of King Solomon. They eventually find a lost Phoenician city ruled by a beautiful queen.

Satan’s Mistress is a romantic horror film, which revolves around a frustrated housewife, going through an unhappy marriage.  She soon finds sexual fulfillment with a mysterious ghostly, speechless apparition that eventually takes the form of a tall dark stranger.